I keep meaning to update my blog. Really. I know that almost every update has said that but I really really mean it, pinky swear!
Still, well meaning blogginess aside, let me share what my day was like today. Maybe you will forgive me my lack of prose.
We woke up at 5:15am. By 'we', I mean Poet woke up and then made sure of my wakefulness because there's just no party like a 5am party! I was so tired that I took off his diaper before fumbling for another and let him all hang out in the cool air for a minute. Yeah. I am an idiot.
So, this morning I totally got peed on. Yay me.
By 7am we'd managed to settle in for some breakfast which he decided to throw up on me at 7:20am. Also, I had to bleach the floor. And bathe him. And change pants.
So, this morning I totally got vomited on. Woo hoo.
At 11am we needed to run some errands. It wasn't until I was in the bathroom at the grocery store with his pants undone that I realized a few things:
1) I totally had no diapers in my purse
2) I totally had no diapers in my diaper bag (which I had hubster run and get from the car)
3) He had pooped himself from stem to stern and was coated practically up to the nipples.
I did have enough wipes to clean a small army, cloth diaper burp cloths, and extra clothes for him. So.. yay me.. I managed a temporary solution until I could get home and bathe the Poetical one again.
If you are keeping track this means I had been coated in poop, pee, and vomit all in one day. It was the magical trifecta!
And then he drooled on me so much I thought I was going to drown. He's teething, you see. Teething and miserable and cranky and in pain. Poor babe.
The very idea of any more bodily fluids on me today is making me twitch... that is likely bad news for my husband. Poor dear.
All I want is a piece of chocolate. Guess what I'm out of!
I am now going to half ass the rest of this with some pictures so I can curl up in a corner and twitch for a while.
Check out my standing.. well.. kneeling!
Plus.. my cuteness! You must revel in the cuteness that is me!
Goodnight everyone ;) More soon. Really. When I am not covered in goo.